[Mac Sirloin]

It was Two and a half hours long.
It started out with a stupid action sequence. (Not the Shanghai one, the one with the Appliances).
Almost all of the good parts were ruined by the human characters. I don't give a flying fuck about Sam's roommate. The fact that his girlfriend threw a hissy fit over him not being there for a webcam conversation was thoroughly retarded, and the only entertaining one was ONE MAN, BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES simply for being so ridiculous. Skids and Mudflap were racist in a really fucking lame way; they were written to be white people pretending to be black...but were still offensive. They weren't even funny, they were assholes. When Optimus Died they made fucktarded jokes and looked out of place. Devastator was on screen for like two minutes, during which they made a dick joke about him, which didn't actually make sense since neither of the Cranes he's partly composite of didn't have Wrecking Balls, then they killed him. Starscream was possibly the best part just for his voice and general characterization. Soundwave sucked which REALLY pissed me off. Bumblebee inexplicably couldn't talk again. Oh his voicebox broke again." Bull fucking shit it did. You writers deserve something broken: Your...bodies. Yeah.

Fuck ROTF. Micheal Bay is a hack who should have had nothing to do with it from the start.