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Are you all sick of hearing me talk about 'Splosion Man, yet? Well, too fucking bad.

They have a contest going to see who can get the best time in level 3-8. The winner will receive a 'Splosion Man statue and poster.

At first, I was excited. So, I started working on that level. And I mean fucking working on it. I would play that same level for three to four hours straight some nights. But the best I could get was 3:03. Now, there were thousands of people over that time, but still about twenty five who were under it. And they were like thirty seconds under it.

Until yesterday. I had some revelations about the level, and got my time to 2:38. I'm pretty sure that I can shave ten to fifteen seconds off that, as well. I think I can win the contest.