Actually read all of these, there are some great ones...
[list=1][*]anal rape [*]quicksand [*]body lice [*]evil spirits [*]gridlock [*]acid rain [*]continental drift [*]labor violence [*]flash floods [*]rabies [*]torture [*]bad luck [*]calcium deficiency [*]falling rocks [*]cattle stampedes [*]bank failure [*]evil neighbors [*]killer bees [*]organ rejection [*]lynching [*]toxic waste [*]unstable dynamite [*]religious fanatics [*]prickly heat [*]price fixing [*]moral decay [*]hotel fires [*]loss of face [*]stink bombs [*]bubonic plague [*]neo-Nazis [*]friction [*]cereal weevils [*]failure of will [*]chain reactions [*]soil erosion [*]mail fraud [*]dry rot [*]voodoo curses [*]broken glass [*]snake bites [*]parasites [*]white slavery [*]public ridicule [*]faithless friends [*]random violence [*]breach of contract [*]family scandals [*]charlatans [*]transverse militias [*]structural defects [*]race riots [*]sun spots [*]rogue elephants [*]wax buildup [*]killer frost [*]jealous coworkers [*]root canals [*]mental fatigue [*]corporal punishment [*]sneak attacks [*]peer pressure [*]vigilantes [*]birth defects [*]false advertising [*]ungrateful children [*]financial ruin [*]mildew [*]loss of priveleges [*]bad drugs [*]ill-fitting shoes [*]widespread chaos [*]stray bullets [*]runaway trains [*]chemical spills [*]locusts [*]airline food [*]shipwrecks [*]prowlers [*]bathtub accidents [*]faulty merchandise [*]terrorism [*]discrimination [*]wrongful cremation [*]carbon deposits [*]beef tapeworms [*]taxation without representation [*]escaped maniacs [*]sunburn [*]abandonment [*]threatening letters [*]entropy [*]nine-mile fever [*]poor workmanship [*]absentee landlord [*]solitary confinement [*]depletion of the ozone layer [*]unworthiness [*]intestinal bleeding [*]defrocked priests [*]loss of equilibrium [*]disgruntled employees [*]global warming [*]card sharks [*]poisoned meat [*]nuclear accidents [*]broken promises [*]contamination of the water supply [*]obscene phone calls [*]nuclear winter [*]wayward girls [*]mutual assured destruction [*]rampaging moose [*]the greenhouse effect [*]cluster headaches [*]social isolation [*]Dutch elm disease [*]contraction of the universe [*]paper cuts [*]eternal damnation [*]the wrath of God [/list=a]
And Most of All...