turns out that the trip is canceled. We were supposed to go today (I was packing yesterday and the lot) but apparently we changed the date. Anyways, chapter four.
Day Four: In a Daze
Clucks woke up, slowly opening up his eyes until he could make out two fuzzy people staring down at him, which turned out to be Charles and Fred. "Hey, look who finally woke up. You took quite a hit on the head yesterday at the store." Charles said with a grin.
"yeah, but you did a bit of good. Nice hit on the head with that bottle on that one guy. Awesome!" Fred said happily.
"W-wait...What is going on..? I thought I was gonna die." Clucks said, shaking his head hazily.
"Well you were, but me and Mr.Lester came into the store at just the right time. I wrapped them outlaws up and brought them into the jail. We are going to question them later tonight. You can go ahead and take a look'see at 'em tonight if you want. But try not to take too long." Charles told him, and Clucks gave a dutiful nod and walked off to the jail part of the Sheriff's Office.
There before him, dumbfounded, sat the two thugs who beat the crap out of his yesterday, but now they were looking blankly at the floor.
"Well well well, look what we got here. It's karma, lads. Your lucky we aren't hanging you or something of the like." he said confidently behind the bars.
"You clakkerz wouldn't 'ave the guts. The boss'll have all your hides soon 'nuff, he will." The one that knocked him unconscious said confidently.
"Yeah, whatever. Now tell me, what are you and your friends name?" he questioned.
"I'm Kert, e's Bert. We is the toughest in the gang! We'll finish what we started once we get out, which we will." Kert said with zealous belief.
"Ah I see. And your boss, he'll be quite angry that you are locked up in here? I see." Clucks said, pretending like he was a detective.
After a brief amount of questioning, which Clucks took it upon himself to do without Charles and Fred, he headed into the office and went over to the computer. Charles walked into the room drinking out of a mug and said, "What you typing up?"
"Ah, well I took it upon myself to question those two outlaws, Bert and Kert, and I'm typing up there profiles. We need to keep these things filed, you know. Just in case they get out, y'know?" Clucks said without looking up, continuing to type.
"I see. Well then, you can take pictures of them and the lot. Play detective, or whatever." Charles said with a chuckle.
"Oh, and Charles? They kept saying that their gang'll come to the town just to save them, do you believe that?" Clucks asked.
"Of course they will. Them outlaws need all the fighters they can get. Too bad we can't just kill 'em all. We have to be civil, they say. Hmph!" he said with a grunt, and walked out, leaving Clucks to his typing.
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Co.M
"The judge knew that he was full of shit and gave him twenty five years and now his heart is filled with tears. That night it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. but the guards payed no attention to his cries. that's when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story: it does not pay to be drunk and horny." -Sublime, Date Rape
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