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A straight man from Portugal? Get the fuck out.
No, really. Get the fuck out.
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Yeah, I'm straight. =P And no, you'd cry if I did so. You'd miss me. I know you would.
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Strangely, 100% of the Portuguese men I know are gay.
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WTH? Lmao! Then you must know the wrong people. XD I've never met gay people in here. Those guys must be Brazilian or something.