Asides from my joke flirting with Wil, I can't recall a time when I've done anything gay...
My friend showed me his penis once.
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(01:06) Nathan: He hasn't washed since August last year
(01:07) Wil: Fucking hell.
That's disgusting
I can't understand that.
(01:07) Wil: Why?
JUST WHY?
(01:07) Nathan: Hahaha
I don't know 
(01:08) Wil: WHY IS REALPLAYER ASSUMING CONTROL OF MY MP3S?
(01:08) Nathan: He calls round my house unexpectedly
meaning I have to invite him in
(01:08) Wil: As for your friend, ewww.
(01:08) Nathan: and I hate it when he takes his top off
It's a BO attack
(01:08) Wil: Does he do that?
(01:08) Nathan: Yes.
(01:08) Wil: In your house?
(01:08) Nathan: He also masturbates four or five times a day.
(01:09) Nathan: Not in my house
Although he was round mine for a sleepover once
kept me up all night talking about girls 
(01:09) Nathan: Would not let me go to sleep
wouldn't shut up talking about girls
And we talked about them that much
he eventually took out the light on his phone
and showed me his massive erection
(01:10) Nathan: I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT!?"
And he goes "Oooh, I can't help it! I need to releive myself!"
(01:10) Nathan: Eventally, at about seven o clock in the morning I fell asleep
I woke up about twenty minutes later
first thing I saw when I woke up
he was on my computer, on my bebo profile, looking at pictures of girls from our school, masturbating
(01:11) Nathan: WEARING MY PAJAMAS
(01:11) Wil: XD
+rep
(01:11) Wil: Haha.
That's an awesome story.
(01:12) Nathan: It is
no girls have spoken to him since
(01:12) Wil: XD
I love you.
Night night. xxx
(01:12) Nathan: Goodnight!
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