"Let me take that for you."
"How about we play a game, where you fall and I catch you."
"I'll just go grab your drink."
"Let's go and play some volleyball."
"I'm just going to play some guitar hero."
"I'll send you an SMS."
"Time to walk the slog."
"Let's go for a bike ride."
"Throw the frisbee to me! I got it! I got it!"
This is almost as good as the Oddworld Bloopers thread.
