[stonetooth]

Hello peoples. This is my second fanfic, which I said I would write the first "chapter" today, and indeed I shall. Enjoy.

Day One: The New Kid

Mr.Clucks walked into the Sheriff's office to see his new boss, Sheriff Charles, sitting in his chair with his feet up on the table and a cigarette in his mouth. Clucks stood in silence and waited to be addressed too, while the Sheriff stared at the ceiling. After a couple minutes of awkward silence Charles finally looked at him and said, "What are you, a freakin' mute? What do you want?" Clucks could tell that he was in a foul mood.
"Well uh...Sheriff Charles...I'm your new 'deputy'. My names is Clucks, Mr.Clucks. Is there anything I can do to start off today, sir?" he said respectively.
"Yeah, how about you organize these folders for me?" he said.
"The ones on your desk?" He said hopefully as he stared at the small stack of folders on the table.
"No, idiot. The ones in those three cabinets over there. Make sure not to make any noise, I hate being waken up. Oh, and if you finish by the end of the day -- which I doubt --, make sure to go see Fred in the back, he'll give you your pistol and badge."
"Yes sir. But aren't Sheriff's only supposed to have one deputy?" Clucks asked him.
"Who said he was my deputy? I consider him a ehh....Buisness Partner, you know? Now get to work kid. If those aren't finished soon, you'll have to stay over night and finish up the job. Oh, and if any of the bugs get inside, make sure to smash them with that bat over there." he pointed to a corner.
"A...A club? Is that REALLY necessary, sir? It's just a bug an' all..."
"Just a bug! Hahaha, you crack me up, Clucks. Just a bug, he says..." Charles continued to mutter to himself and laugh as he walked out of the room.
Clucks sighed deeply and walked over to the first of the cabinets and pulled out a stack of files. He started flipping through and reading some of them, which were mostly warrants for someone or another's arrest. A few of them though, were about local 'accidents' that had happened. He read the first one. "On the second day of the week at midnight, Officer Jud 'accidentally' shot a civilian while chasing after Raw McGraw." Jeez, Clucks thought to himself, that sounds terrible. And who is this Raw McGraw fellow anyways? He drifted off into thought while he looked through the files.
All of a sudden his toes started feeling numb and he looked down at his foot to see a giant THING on his foot, chewing on his toe! "SHERIFF! SHERIFF! I'M GETTING EATEN ALIVE!" he said, running around the office and stomping his foot on the ground. The Sheriff came in with a bat and smashed it on his foot. Clucks howled in pain, and the creature's (which later turned out to be a bug) guts splattered all over the ground. "Wha-wha-what was that!?!!?" Clucks said in a high pitched voice.
"I told you you would need that bat..." Charles said with a grin and walked back out. "Oh and Clucks. DON'T WAKE ME UP AGAIN!!!" he screamed.
Oh great, Clucks thought. Oh great...