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Flurgel noticed the new robotic guards and thought to himself, "Wow, this village seems to slowly start becoming more and more industrial by the day, except with a nature-like sway to it..." he had been fishing for awhile now, and Jurgo had given up on waiting for him to catch something and left back to their hut. Flurgel had also noticed the other villager fishing, and doing better than him.
He thoughtfully continued to fish, looking up at the sky and holding his fishing rod.
All of a sudden, a giant force pulled against the rod and he quickly hurried and strained what muscles he had to hold on. He started screaming, "Help me! Help me! I got a really big one!" as he saw a giant fish head slowly protruding from the water, pulling directly in the other way. He continued to hold on, hoping that someone would help him reel this one in...
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"The judge knew that he was full of shit and gave him twenty five years and now his heart is filled with tears. That night it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. but the guards payed no attention to his cries. that's when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story: it does not pay to be drunk and horny." -Sublime, Date Rape
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