[Splat]

Promise you'll shoot me if the Alcars get me, too...

I dunno, I'm working for two days and come back to find Oddworld Forums has become some sort of cheap zombie rampage survival horror.
All this begs one question; WHAT DOES 'ALCAR' MEAN ANYWAY?!?!

Also, for the sake of those who haven't worked it out, Hobo, Nate and Max have changed their usernames to 'Alcar' for a joke. What they don't realise is that Alcar has absolute power and when they try to change back in a few days when the joke wears so thin you can see through it, they'll find themselves stuck, after which Alcar will absorb their accounts into his own and elect a new team of admins with which to repeat the monstrosity.