i once knew a woman who looked like The Penguin from Batman when i was little. her son wasnt all too bright either.
i know this is a bit off topic but he once got some ladders to climb through the upstairs bathroom window of his own house when he had locked his keys inside, and proceeded to place the extendable ladder
upside down against the wall. only the nifty eyes of his mother stopped him from climbing them like this. i couldnt stop laughing.
my second favourite bad guy has to be the ORIGINAL Cenobites from Hellraiser 1 & 2. Butterball looked fucking freaky (top right).
