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Right. So, in conclusion:

Everything can kill you. Or maybe it doesn't. Perhaps we just find fault with everything because we feel they're the cause of our mortality.
Water can kill you, air can kill you, sex can kill you. We're all going to die eventually, just make it spectacular.

Dogs are awesome. Cats are OK. But since they're not single entities it really depends on the individual dog or cat you meet.
Ferrets are better than both, however.

Edit: You guys post too fast for my slow ass.

Isn't it cute? It thought we would pay attention to it's attempts at serious conversation. It's just adorable.