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05-27-2009, 06:24 AM
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Skin like the sea,
Ears like a tree,
A great beast I be,
Though vermin frighten me.
What am I?

pretty easy.
An elephant. Very exaggurated, though. Indian elephants actually have fairly small ears. Africans' ears are considerably bigger.
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