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right, this is the ridiculous original end to the court martial chapter. read and laugh.

“Sick bastard!!” A slig’s voice yelled from somewhere in the Witness seats, then soon enough, they were all shouting and pointing at Nox. All this anger directed at him, for something that was accidental. Nox was understandably taken aback from this sudden burst of hatred.

“Order! Order!!” The Vykker Judge shrieked whilst banging the wooden hammer almost manically. By this point the Law slig was idly walking around the Courtroom with his arms stretched out, looking up at the white, plastered ceiling and repeating loudly to himself “…the autopsy said he had broken face tentacles, it did, the autopsy said he had broken face tentacles…” chuckling every so often.

Just lappin’ up that praise, sonny, just lappin’ it up…you’ve really outdone yourself this time, Nox. Everyones throwing things at yeh. This is a fuckin’ Court Martial, it’s gone to shit!

Everyone became even more rowdy, some of the high ranking decorated sligs in the Jury stand were now beginning to shout insults at Nox, and the Witnesses were well on their way to throwing whatever they could get their hands on, even the ‘Law slig’s’ briefcase appeared briefly in the air, with papers and pens flying out of it, before the case it self hit the marble floor open and upside down with a sharp bang, paperwork spread all over the place.

“ORDER!! I SAID ORDER YOU FUCKING LUNATICS!! ORDER!!…SHIT!!” The Vykker Judge screamed above the horrendous noise.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG went the hammer, crazily.

Nox tried his best to cover his head from incoming paperwork and pencils, and heard the slig guard from behind him say;

“What in Odd…this is insane, this is getting out of control!” And he signaled to the others by the door to use force in order to withhold the peace. And just in time.

It was beginning to get more violent, and all inhabitants of the Courtroom (apart from the Glukkon Juniors, which had left the room before it got too dangerous) were throwing things at each other as well as Nox. It was mass hysteria! It seemed that they were enjoying the chance to just go mad until stopped, Nox had never seen anything like it. He never knew Court Martials could end up in an ‘office work’ brawl.

Chairs were starting to get flung around, and people seemed to had forgotten about Nox now. Mudokons taking their chance to beat sligs with the wooden chairs, whilst other sligs where fighting each other as well as everyone else. Even the poor typewriter slig had all of his hard work made void by some idiot mudokon who proceeded to throw the typewriter into the Jury stand, most probably hitting some high ranking Officer slig. The typewriter slig then lunged at the mudokon, and they both fell out of sight. Nox noticed the ‘Law slig’ run up to the slig that had objected multiple times during the trial, and simply sock him around the side of his head with his fist, to which the hardy slig counteracted with a punch directly into the ‘Law slig’s’ rib cage. The ‘Law slig’ then stumbled backwards, clutching at his chest. He fell to the floor while the other slig watched him and the chaotic battle raged on about them. It would appear the ‘Law slig’ had a broken rib, or ribs.

Look at that big wuss! Obviously he ‘aint done no service!

More sligs entered the surreal scene, come to restore peace, seeing as any chance of withholding it was long gone. That’s when Nox was escorted out of the Courtroom by slig guards, and when he saw a small, wooden hammer hurtle across the courtroom and smack a mudokon off the back of its head, which looked like it stung, judging by the mudokon’s pained expression and rubbing of his head, afterwards.

“ORDER!! OOOOOOOOOORDEEEEER!!! ODD DAMN IT!!” This is all Nox could here from down the corridor as he was frog marched back to his cell.

You aint gonna’ find no ‘order’ there sonny boy! Heh heh, oh yeah, what a finish to a truly shit career, eh Nox! Off to prison we go!!

They haven’t even passed sentence yet, theres still a good chance-

Is there fuck! Your livin’ in a dream world Nox, ‘bout time you woke up.

Oh just fuck yourself, go on! Just piss off! I’ve had enough of yeh.

…I don’t think so, Nox’y…

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i'm so glad i rewrote that, its embaressing. in my defence i was very tired at the time, thats why i never post a chapter once i've only just written it, so i can check it in the morning.

character prifiles tomorrow or the next day, and then this thread will have reached its end i think.