[OddjobAbe]

1. What is your name?
Sam
2. Have you ever been kissed?
Yes.
3. What is your favorite movie?
Kes
4. What CD is constantly in your CD player?
Mr. Bungle by Mr. Bungle.
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
One. He is such a twat.
6. What is on your mousepad?
A picture of a computer mouse.
7. What is your favorite color pen to write with?
Black.
8. What shampoo do you use?
Whatever's cheapest.
9. What is your favorite color?
Red.
10. How many children do you want?
None. Nephews are enough.
11. Do you collect anything?
Daleks.
12. What is your favorite word?
Parcel
13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear?
Dressing gowns. So comfortable.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date?
16th June. That's right. A put a spin on it there.
15. What is your favorite book?
Voyage of the Beagle. Very interesting.
16. Who is your favorite actor or actress?
Scott Bakula.
17. What is the best feeling in the world?
The feelig you get when watching Ren and Stimpy.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers?
Warm.
19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?
Just kiss?
20. What is your favorite band or singer?
Either Mr. Bungle or The Beatles.
21. What are you listening to right now?
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe
22. Do you believe in God?
No chance.
23. When is your birthday?
24/11
24. How tall are you?
Six foot four.
25. What is your favorite television show?
Quantum Leap
26. Have you ever had sex?
Of course.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Right here in England. Shit at the minute, though.
28. Do you have braces?
No.
29. Do you like roller coasters?
No.
30. What is your favorite season?
Winter
31. What is your favorite time of day?
9.00 am
32. What is your favorite gemstone?
Topaz.
33. What is your favorite cartoon?
Ren and Stimpy.
34. What is on your bedroom walls?
Blue wallpaper.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Vanilla.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
1948.
37. What do you want to be when you're older?
Dead.
38. What color are your eyes?
Brown.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone?
Telecoms salesmen.
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
I would not.
41. Do you have any nicknames?
None.
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like?
I didn't have a dream.
43. Are you good in math?
Average.
44. Do you have freckles?
No.
45. Who are your best friends?
My closest friends. What answer are we expecting here?
46. What is your favorite kind of flower?
Daffodil.
47. What is your favorite store?
Amazon.co.uk.
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done?
I do not remember.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate?
Many people.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot?
Not anymore. Years ago, maybe, but not now.
51. What is your favorite candy?
I hate candy.
52. What is your favorite kind of music?
Jazz.
53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Don't remember.
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet?
Yes.
55. Have you ever been to the ocean?
Many a time.
56. Do you have any part of your body pierced?
No.
57. What is your favorite restaurant?
Frankie and Benny's.
58. What is your favorite brand of clothing?
I am not fussed.
59. What is your favorite magazine?
Private Eye.
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet?
I don't give a shit.
61. What school do you go to?
I do not go to school.
62. Do you have any pets?
One dead dog. Poor Jasper.
63. Which is better, pie or cake?
Cake.
64. Are you a good french kisser?
Not according to Emily.
66. What is your favorite color to wear?
Black.
67. What is your favorite animal?
Dolphin.
68. What is your favorite alcholic drink?
Lager.
69. What sports do you like?
Baseball and golf.
70. What is your favorite outfit?
Suit.
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
I slept with Sweep a while ago when I was cold, as the material he is made out of traps heat.
72. What is your favorite card game?
Poker.
73. Do you swear?
When angry.
74. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes.
75. What is your favorite beverage?
Water. Plain old water.
76. Do you want to get married?
I am and I regret it.
77. What is your most embarrassing moment?
Been too many.
78. What is your zodiac sign?
I forget. I don't really care.
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world?
Wakefield. I will never go there again.
80. Have you ever smoked?
No.
81. What do you look for in a guy?
I'd have to ask the moderators.
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often?
The Air Conditioned Nightmare (Mr. Bungle, California).
83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Tom Baker.
85. Do you like writing letters?
No.
86. Who do people say you look like?
Matthew Corbett. God knows why.
87. What is your favorite month of the year?
February.
88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear?
Full clothes.
89. How many words per minute can you type?
I have not checked.
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act?
I am not an actor. See, what I did there? I put yet another spin on the question.
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks?
I don't give a shit.
92. What is your favorite perfume?
Not a fucking clue.
93. What is the worst feeling in the world?
Pain.
94. Do you have allergies?
No
95. What are some of your bad habits?
Foul language.
96. What is one of your pet peeves?
Fuck off.
97. Do you have a website?
No.
98. What kind of car do you drive?
Corsa.
99. Where were you born?
South Kirkby.
100. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

I can't believe I just did that. How sad. I must be very bored.