[Disgruntled Intern]

1. What is your name? David.

2. Have you ever been kissed? YOU MEAN LIKE TONGUE KISSING

3. What is your favorite movie? Iron Giant.

4. What CD is constantly in your CD player? Husker Du/Gorillaz

5. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Probably.

6. What is on your mousepad? I don't have one.

7. What is your favorite color pen to write with? Black.

8. What shampoo do you use? No idea. The bottle is pink.

9. What is your favorite color? Cobalt Blue.

10. How many children do you want? Two, tops.

11. Do you collect anything? Vinyl toys, various nerd essentials.

12. What is your favorite word? I don't have one.

13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear? T-Shirt, Dickies.

14. What is your idea of a perfect date? INTERRACIAL ORGY

15. What is your favorite book? Death on the Installment Plan

16. Who is your favorite actor or actress? Jennifer Tilly, William H. Macy.

17. What is the best feeling in the world? An orgasm.

18. Do you take hot or cold showers? As hot as possible.

19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be? Jennifer Tilly. Sex would follow.

20. What is your favorite band or singer? GG Allin.

21. What are you listening to right now? Our dogs snoring.

22. Do you believe in God? No.

23. When is your birthday? June 23, 1985.

24. How tall are you? 6'1.

25. What is your favorite television show? Anything Gordon Ramsay/Breaking Bad/Battlestar Galactica

26. Have you ever had sex? Every day sometimes.

27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Boston.

28. Do you have braces? No.

29. Do you like roller coasters? Very much.

30. What is your favorite season? Autumn.

31. What is your favorite time of day? Quittin' time.

32. What is your favorite gemstone? Blood diamonds.

33. What is your favorite cartoon? The Maxx/Earthworm Jim/Rocko's Modern Life/Courage the Cowardly Dog/The Real Ghostbusters

34. What is on your bedroom walls? Paintings.

35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Rum Raisin.

36. If you had a time machine, where would you go? Meh.

37. What do you want to be when you're older? Happy.

38. What color are your eyes? Green or Light blue. Depending.

39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone? I don't do that.

40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be? Clear.

41. Do you have any nicknames? Davie, Patty-Boy.

42. What does your dream guy/girl look like? My current girlfriend. AW HOW SWEET

43. Are you good in math? I get by.

44. Do you have freckles? Some.

45. Who are your best friends? None, now that I've moved out of state.

46. What is your favorite kind of flower? Orchids.

47. What is your favorite store? Kidrobot/Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe/Atomic Comics

48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done? Fuck, I don't know.

49. Is there anyone who you really hate? My Dad, I guess.

50. Do you and your parents fight a lot? Boy howdy.

51. What is your favorite candy? Anything dark chocolate and raspberry.

52. What is your favorite kind of music? Thrash/old punk/experimental

53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater? That turd they called Wolverine.

54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet? You know that I am.

55. Have you ever been to the ocean? I fucking live on the west coast. Of course.

56. Do you have any part of your body pierced? Several.

57. What is your favorite restaurant? Moon Dogs II, Amacci's.

58. What is your favorite brand of clothing? Dickies, I guess.

59. What is your favorite magazine? Juxtapoz/Found.

60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet? I don't do that.

61. What school do you go to? I don't.

62. Do you have any pets? A lot.

63. Which is better, pie or cake? HAIR PIE

64. Are you a good french kisser? I haven't been told otherwise. Meh.

66. What is your favorite color to wear? Black shirt, chocolate pants.

67. What is your favorite animal? I really like Rhinos. A lot.

68. What is your favorite alcholic drink? Irish car bombs.

69. What sports do you like? Rugby/Field Hockey.

70. What is your favorite outfit? I don't have any of those.

71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Yes. A giant stuffed brontosaurus I've had since I was two lives on my bed.

72. What is your favorite card game? Screw your neighbor.

73. Do you swear? Perpetually.

74. Have you ever had surgery? Yeah.

75. What is your favorite beverage? Water/Milk.

76. Do you want to get married? For the tax benefits, yeah.

77. What is your most embarrassing moment? I don't really get embarrassed.

78. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer.

79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world? A doctors waiting room.

80. Have you ever smoked? Every day sometimes.

81. What do you look for in a guy? SENSITIVITY AND BIG PENIS PLEASE

82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often? I listen to talk radio.

83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? Dali.

85. Do you like writing letters? No.

86. Who do people say you look like? Jack Black/Steven Zahn when I was younger. I just get Rob Zombie now.

87. What is your favorite month of the year? October.

88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear? Not stupid clothes.

89. How many words per minute can you type? A lot.

90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act? Uh.

91. What is one thing you would change about your looks? BIGGER MOUTH PLEASE

92. What is your favorite perfume? Burberry Brit.

93. What is the worst feeling in the world? Shame.

94. Do you have allergies? No.

95. What are some of your bad habits? Coming here.

96. What is one of your pet peeves? Coming here.

97. Do you have a website? Yeah.

98. What kind of car do you drive? 2007 Nissan Versa Hatchback.

99. Where were you born? Fresno, Ca.

100. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.


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