Eew, eew, no, eew, no.
Besides, if I wanted to rape an animal, i'm not choosing a parrot. Those things bite like freakin' crazy. They're real good for snuggling though.
Come to think of it though, at my old house there's reverse zoophilia. Our parrots have sex with my mom and her boyfriend's hands. Leelou mastrubates on his cage, too. It's funny, but also really creepy.
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