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Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn't gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the "globe"?
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Another reason why I vote the Flat Earth Society. This is the one of the most stupid parts of all. Where the fuck do they think the gravity's coming from? What the hell is there
below the Earth that could possibly pull us down? Nothing. Fucking imbeciles.
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In the small town of Grass Roots, MO, one of our members has successfully infiltrated the public education system. By being hired on as a teacher in the district, she was able to gain a foothold that has allowed us to "replace" nearly every lower grade teacher in the entire town with loyal Flat Earthers. The students are now undergoing deprogramming measures and are expected to be released when they reach their mid-thirties.
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This had better be a fucking joke.
What am I saying? This had ALL better be a fucking joke. Just you dare tell me that these idiots don't deserve being mildly inconvenienced.
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Using an elaborate setup involving hundreds of mirrors and a few burlap sacks, he was able to create an illusion
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Something's telling me to laugh, but something's telling me to feel incredibly angry and wound up. I have to stop reading this shit.