At a restaurant, I thought 'Oh, I like pepper, I'm going to sniff it really close to my nose.' It went right up and spent the remainder of the day attempting to get the stuff out. As you may know, it hurts a good deal.
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Congratulations, Oddey, on winning FC's fanfiction competition two years running! You are clearly the man to beat!
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