@Pilot: jesus fucking christ.
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I think it'd be best if I didn't explain this one in excruciating detail.
Coming home from a very drunken night out a couple of years ago, I rang up a regular squeeze of mine. Ended up back at his in a threesome. Being as drunk as I was, I didn't really know what was going on.
A few days later I had to go to the sexual health clinic for drugs to clear up an STD I had caught off the third-party.
Alcar...
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HA, thats enough detail.
(also, that laugh wasnt meant to be mocking.)
i was almost run over and killed by a workmate driving the JCB telehandler, but i've already told that story here.
i've just remembered a time,
years ago, when i was fishing with my grandad. he was tying the hook onto the line for me, when his rod just flew into the water. he grabbed it and had a fight with a fish, then reeling it in to discover only a scale on the hook. we worked out it must have been a big carp. he was not very happy.