No, I'm straight, i just like to hang out with guys. more amusing things happen. I don't have any female friends i can have loud conversations about pussy and the many names for it with.
though i do admit i have a weakness for petite short haired blondes with guns. don't ask.
I've been told by a few friends that i would be the perfect girlfriend if i wasn't ugly, I'm selfless to an almost destructive point and i don't have many of the same traits that make women hard to stand. but yeah, there's the ugly thing. so i opt for friendship.
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