Shaman reminded me of a time when i had a job at the first farm i ever worked at. one of my workmates had learning difficulties so we both cycled to work. anyway, he had been cycling for longer than i'd been alive and knew how to handle his bike, so while we were riding to the shop for dinner he jumped up a curb. sounds easy enough, and i thought i'd do it 'no problem'. i did it alright, but then smashed my bike into a brickwall and fell forwards off the seat where the bar of the bike met my bollocks harshly. my work mate couldnt stop laughing and to make it worse someone saw what i did and asked if i was alright. i replied 'Yes, but my balls hurt'. in a squeaky voice.
i also rode over a brick whilst not paying attention to the path and exactly the same thing happened. that was while i was working at the same place as well. someone up there didnt like me then.
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