come on, confess!
own up to the stupid things you have done in the past and explain them in excrutiating detail, so others can laugh at you. thats right, not with you, AT you.
you can also post amusing stories about other people you know.
i'll start you off;
when i was younger, i was on holiday in devon and ended up stuck in the middle of a tyre swing. god knows how.
i once went into the butchers and asked for some frogs legs for a relative while they pissed themselves laughing. i was young.
jesus i'm simple. i should remember some better ones later.