I want to kill a baboon.
I want to make it cry, and bleed, and shriek in agony. I will stab it with it's own freakish teeth, then leave it to bleed to death, limbless and eyeless and writhing on the African Savannah. On it's children I will plant a deadly baboon virus to kill all baboons, mandrills, and chimpanzees. They will be wiped out in an instant, and I will dance on Jane Goodalls grave.
But either way. I'm the most prudish person in existence, so don't worry. I'm seventeen and in college, yet I've never had a drink, never done drugs, never been kissed, hugged, or held, and never dated anyone that lived in the same state. Well, I suppose I'm only prudish in the physical sense, 4chan poisoned me long ago.
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