Finally finished this. The final corner wasn't quite as polished as it should be but I'm working without a mouse and it's the best I'm doing.
Pretty much wraps things up. I was going to do a comic as well but Dennis being kidnapped means I'll have to wait and see what happens.
Fireworks courtesy of Windows Vista Mahjong.
The labels on the graph go 'Carl escapes from prison', 'Rosemary announces kidnap plot', 'Carl dies', 'Dennis the Molester Turtle Escapes' and 'Rosemary is arrested'.
Or Something.