[Mac Sirloin]

SO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER, DRINKING SOME GINGER ALE

AND THIS NEW MEMBER FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S GONE BEING RAILED

THE MODS CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

AND THEY MADE HIS ASS COARSE-JUST LIKE TAR-

EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS THAT FAGGOT MEECH

BUT HOBO WAS LIEK, 'SUP BEETCH-'

'IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF YOU CAN STAY

BUT FAIL AND PILOT WILL GET YOU (he's a oh-so gay)'

THE THREAD DEVOLVED INTO A CONSPIRATIONAL FIT

BUT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER LOVED EVER SINGLE BIT

WHEN SOUTH PARK WAS OVAH HOBO BANNED HIS ASS

AND HE SAID "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU FANBOY TRASH"



Originally it was going to be "Kiss my ass" but then I'd be rhyming 'ass' with 'ass'. And that would be Crass, and I didn't want to upset any lass by saying ass