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Stranger: hi!
You: Anal seepage
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Stranger: ap.net?
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR
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Stranger: Stranger, eu sei que ce ta lendo isso aqui ...
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR
Stranger: Foogo
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Stranger: hi, im nodz from australia, i play counter strike 1.6. if your not from australia i dont want to talk to you
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: FUCK OFF CUNT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What an asshole

You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
Stranger: ronaldo
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: ronado fuck you?
You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT)
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
Stranger: you're gay of ronaldo
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: shut up mother fucker
Stranger: kkkk
You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT)
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
Stranger: you is bitch?
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: ablas espanol?
You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT)
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
Stranger: fala portugues?
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
Stranger: ronaldo?
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: kkkk
Stranger: step of car?
You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT)
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
Stranger: you like dick?
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
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You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
Stranger: WHT FUUUCK?
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: LOL
You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT)
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
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You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
Stranger: sabe pq o chris brown atravesso a rua ?
You: SAYIN ALL SORTS A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
You: STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
You: (STEP BACK MAW FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT)
Stranger: Hi. Welcome to George Foreman Grill Support Center. Whats the problem with your grill ?
You: Wait, I have the song wrong.
You: I have to fix it. Give me a minute.
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH EAR
You: TALKIN
You: Wait
Stranger: have you tryied to have sex with the grill ?
Stranger: wtf is this song
You: TALKIN A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
You: GET BACK MO FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
You: (GET BACK AW FUCKA I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE DAT)
Stranger: TALK TO ME BASTARD
You: YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY EAR
You: TALKIN A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAH
Stranger: please?
You: GET BACK MO FUCKA no YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
You: (GET BACK MO FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT
Stranger: o NO ficou fora do cache
Stranger: pereu preiba
Stranger: PERDEU
Stranger: RONALDO
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Fuckin' weirdo.