[AlexFili]

If I were a Slig
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And pick up my own rifle and go

Drink Brew with the guys
And chase after Muds
I'd kick in whoever I wanted
And I'd never get arrested for it
Cause they stick up for me

If I were a Slig
I think I could understand
How it feels to beat a Mud
I swear I'd be a better Slig
I'd beat them up more
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the Brew you wanted
When they're taking all your moolah
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a Slig
I would turn off my radio
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was working so late

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that Brew'd be waiting,
Waiting for me to come home, to come home.

If I were a Slig
I think I could understand
How it feels to beat a Mud
I swear I'd be a better Slig
I'd beat them up more
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the Brew you wanted
When they're taking all your moolah
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to fight back
Say it's just a mistake,
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would stop beatin' you
You thought wrong

But you're just a Slig
You don't understand
And you don't understand, ohhhh
How it feels to beat a Mud
Someday you wish you were a better Slig
You don't listen to Muds
You don't care if it hurts
Until you lose the Brew you wanted
When they're taking all your moolah
And everything you had got destroyed

But you're just a Slig

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Sorry if it doesn't quite go together in parts, but I think the lyrics actually map somewhat closely.