United hair? Like the Brothers Ba-zoo?
The poor brothers Ba-zoo!
Suppose
your hair grew
like
theirs happenned to do!
You think
you're unlucky...?
I'm telling you, Duckie,
some people a muchly,
oh,
ever so muchly,
muchly more-more-more unlucky than you!
Okay, so I did originally think it said "united" when I first read the question. But after spending thrity five minutes trying to remember which Dr Seuss book it was, finding the book out from the pile which hasn't been see in years, then trying to get my scanner to work, I realised my error, but I thought I would rather make myself seem a pillock to everyone, than let all my hard work go to waste.