[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

1. How old are you?
Fifteen.

2. What is your sex?
Female

3. Do you drink coffee/tea?
Yes; coffee. I used to drink tea, but I don't like it so much any more.

4. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No. I never have and I never will.

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often?
No, but I would if it was legal.

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often?
No.

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them.
No.

8. Describe your typical social outing.
I usually go out with family rather than friends. We normally do something involving animals, like feeding the ducks or going to a zoo or natural history museum.

9. What is your religion?
None.

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not?
Yes, I do believe in evolution. I used to be a creationist, but I was never satisfied with it; I didn't like the idea of a single entity creating everything. But when I found out some more about evolution, and how it's not a theory of mere chance, I thought 'Yes! This maks so much more sense! I love it!' and I've never looked back.

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not?
No, because:
-I like the taste of meat
-It comes in so many different varieties, and there are so many things you can do with it
-It's got lots of lovely protein
-I don't believe vegetarian propaganda (especially the sort that makes out all meat eaters to be evil and all veggies to be angels)
-While vegetarianism is harmless enough in itself, it does have a tendency to make the people who practise it believe that they're better than their omnivorous contemporaries
-I didn't evolve my canine teeth for no reason

12. What is your sexual orientation?
I haven't decided yet; I'm more interested in objects than people.

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
Centre, but if I had to lean, I'd go left.

14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Definitely an introvert. When I try to socialise, I'm normally told to go away because my views and personality differ so much from my peers, so now I make no effort to join in as I'll just be thrown out anyway. I've learned to enjoy being alone, and I prefer it to being with others. I also refer the company of adults to people my own age, because I can talk about more sophisticated things than what my schoolmates talk about.

15. What is one word that describes you best?
Self-centred. I'm not nasty, I just do what I want to do, and I put myself first.