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That was actually pretty cool.
I would love to see a good, gritty HL2 movie.
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I would not. Half Life fucking sucks. I mean, come on, the protagonist's name is Gordon
Freeman.
Freeman? Oh, Free-Man. I get it. Because the game is played in a totalitarian setting.
That and the mindless "Look at our physics engine. No, seriously,
look at it!" puzzles that occur every twenty minutes are boring.
So, by default, the movie would be a boring piece of turd [yes, piece of turd. Not even a whole turd. Just a piece] full of physics and stupid puns.
Unless they got Morgan Freeman to play Dog. And Dog talked. Like Morgan Freeman. Then I'd see it.