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Great Danes are awful biggish. Just in case you don't want a leviathan for a pet (on second thought, having a leviathan for a pet would be pretty sweet.)
I recomend a Welsh Corgi. Pembroke, specifically. I've had one for three years now and she's the most one of the most fantastic companions I've ever had.
As for cats, get a hairless one.
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Corgis are among my top 5.
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And shave your head. And use your pinky a lot. And wear a supervillian costume.
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I totally would just to piss off my dad.
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Eh bonjour Monsieur bigglesworth.
Chubfish put up a very strong PM argument over the last few days for the Whippet, and I'm definitely cpnsidering getting once since A) It's cheaper than an English bulldog and B) They're pretty sociable little cretins.
But a great Dane...man, NOBODY fucks with a great Dane.