[mitsur]

1
Ben Franklin was a pretty cool guy.
He was friends with that one Washington dude who couldn’t tell a lie
But he said a lot of smart stuff that made a lot of sense.
Right now I wish I had English with Mrs. Pence

2
Now one thing Ben always said was that
Three people can keep a secret if two of em are dead
Now I know what you’re thinkin, that’s pretty weird
But did you know that Ben Franklin didn’t have a beard?

3
About this phrase, let me tell you a tale
If you think it’s boring, please don’t go and bail.
But what it means is that you can’t keep a secret out of your head
Unless you go a fill your friends up with lead

4
Now it’s the last part of the rap and I’m out of ideas
So stumped with this phrase I can’t even rhyme.
But one last think I want you to know,
Ben Franklin E i e i o

I had to write a rap about Ben Franklin