I felt this can warrant its own thread, not just Bits and Pieces.
NSFW:
http://tellmewhatyoubelievenow.com/
Click the link and post what you get.
"Right now I believe i took a picture of penis with a face drawn on it with a cigerette hanging out of the hole, which i drew as a mouth. it looks so cool. i am going to send the pic to my girlfriend. she will laugh so hard, and she will get so horny thinking about it, that we will probably be fucking for the rest of the day, when she gets out of class."
"Right now I believe MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A WEIRD FOOT FETISH. BUT I DON'T, I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO I GUESS."
"Right now I believe that a man with a 3 foot penis would pass out from an erection."
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Right now I believe
I HAVEN'T SEX WITH MY WIFE IN THREE MONTHS. I THINK IT IS TIME THAT I RAPE HER. "