[Disgruntled Intern]

So, I downloaded the demo today, and I fucking hate it. The partner system is a big waste of time. Online co-op is fun. Kinda. But AI? Jesus Christ, those slant eyed bastards at Capcom better get this Sheva twat under control. She wastes bullets, then bitches until I give her some of mine. She steals gold. She uses green herbs when her health is around 90%, and her fucking name is dumb. Really dumb.

Complain. Or sway me. But don't lead with "well it's a demo, and there's a warning screen about potential bugs", because I will weep. Tears of vodka. Because that's what is in me. Vodka, black stuff, and about twenty slim jims.

Maybe this should have been a blog. This is a new low point.