I've got your bluff right here.
Here's the pic that Peter took while you two were out camping. Mmm, mmm! Look at them rosy cheeks. Were you two having fun?
And here's a picture of OANST and his boyfriend at a gay pride parade.
"Oh my god, your
hat looks
fabulous, girl!"
And for GOD'S sake don't let your innocent daughter see these, kay?