Captain Splatty comes to the rescue...
My left earphone is broken. And it broke on the day
after my day off which means I have a week of one-eared music listening before I'll be able to go into town and buy a new set.
Squirtle and Rosemary are safely on the roof and Carl's been eaten, so that's three less characters for everyone to worry about

Also, I have sort of a plan for more continuation in case no one comes up with anything, but I shall give everyone else a chance first.
If Carl's dead, does that mean the Blue Ghost is healed?
In as much as I can pity a soulless, psychopathic killing machine, I sort of pity Carl. I mean, it was a pretty annoying way to go.