Yeah! I can tell you one joke:
Are two gays on a bench...say the one to the other gay:"
uuum...i think i must fart.." the other gays says proximate: "
aah...just do it., the one farts (peep). Then there comes a fat bavarian and say to the both:"
that was not a fart, that was a peep, i'll show you a real fart" the bavarian farts (it's a really loud fart!). Then the gay says to the other gay: "
hey...he's still virgin."
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