Alright then, I'm drawing it and scanning it as of seeing this post for the first time.
There. I also learned that Photobucket has some fucking useful features.
GENTLEMEN: I GIVE YOU OANST!
I had to give you a pot belly to accommodate the message on your shirt, but otherwise, pretty spot on.
Here's a doodle on the back of the paper.
The lines above each head are headsets, IMO.
And your nose looks kind of like testicles, but you can't tell because of the cigarettes.