thread: Cats V Dogs
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08-02-2001, 08:21 AM
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I prefer cats because:
  • They don't eat poo and then try to kiss you
  • They take themselves for walks
  • When they poo, they have the good manners to bury it
  • They are cheaper to maintain
  • They have cool claws!
  • Since when can dogs climb trees?
  • They are more intelligent (dogs are obedient, which is not the same thing). Cats are too clever to be cajoled into pulling a sled through freezing cold conditions.
  • They're more lithe and agile.

[ August 02, 2001: Message edited by: One, Two, Middlesboogie ]
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