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Yes, I'm bringing it back. And believe it or not, it has been three years since we last did this game. Therefor, I believe it is time.

OP writes a sentence and then half of another. Next poster finishes that sentence and then writes half of another. It continues from there.

A Plea: Please try to keep Oddworld characters out of it. The game gets extremely tedious when people start trying to bring their favorite characters to life in it. This isn't a fanfic. It's just supposed to be funny.

We begin:

It was a day like most. There was a sun. It shone. But there was also an unsettling feeling in the back of Steve's mind that told him........