[Abraham Lure]

Whoa, you lot have had some pretty weird experiences. Mine don't even compare. I feel sorry for you Oddsville too. I would be terrified if I got attacked by someone I didn't know, whether they were autistic or not.

A woman who was running a sausage stall...was a vegetarian. That's not something you see everyday.

I was at a Market Day at Trellissick (I think that's how you spell it) Gardens with all of this Cornish Produce in food and crafts and stuff like that. We started passing a sausage stall and my friend sampled a piece of sausage. Now, I am a vegetarian (Note: I am not one of those that's a vegetarian for Animal Rights, I just don't like the taste or texture of meat.) When my friend tried one, she looked at me and said 'I don't suppose you'll be trying it' and I thought I'd apologise to the woman running the stall and say why I wouldn't try a sausage to be polite. I said 'No, sorry, I'm a vegetarian' and the woman running the stall said 'It's okay, so am I. I married the wrong man.' It turned that her husband runs a sausage business and she has to help out. It just struck me as a bit odd that a vegetarian is running a stall with sausages on. She said she was fine as long as she didn't have to touch the meat.

My little blunder when trying to kick someone up the ass.

It was my second day of my new school in the Sixth Form. I had made friends with a group of people and we were sitting on the sofas in the common room. One of them was being a pain in the ass and stepping on everyone's feet. I got up to stamp on his foot back and he lifted his legs high in air so I couldn't get to his feet. But his ass was in my sight. So I did a stomp kick to where I thought it would be appropiate (sp?) on his ass. So I did the kick and suddenly he made a really painful noise and it was suddenly obvious that instead of doing a stomp kick on his ass, I had stomp kicked him in the nuts. I'm just wondering 'His ass is huge, how could I have missed his ass?!'