Well thread necromancy is frowned apon so much nowadays I feel that I should put in some effort to make this one a success.
And thus, success:
Blew Up Ruptur Farms (Fire and Flames - Dragonforce)
There once was a meat farm, where there worked a young mud slave
In Ruptur Farms' brutality he slaved there day past day
One day when working late, he heard of Molluck's evil feat
He heard of how the Glukkons planned to turn him into meat
He had to get outta there, and save his fellow mud-slaves too
Although he had no chance in hell that's what he had to do
So he ventured forth against the sligs that shot him as he'd run
He didnt stop until Ruptur Farms was gone
And he destroyed Ruptur Farms, and devistated Glukkon kind
With that one explosion, left his slavery behind
He stared up at the moon for, on it was marked his paw
And the paw of each mud he had saved
But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day
That this blue mudukon had his fun
The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say
And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on
Of course Abe was captured, but the lightning cracked the sky
As Big Face and the other muds began to chant on high
Molluck was struck right down by the might as the lightning hit his heart
And the age of freedom for every slave was then about to start
But then Abe did dream of ghosts who seemed to have some ghastly news
The Glukkons using mud bones to make booze
And so Abe set out again to rescue more mudokon kind
Wondering into exodduss it's time to have more fun
Deep inside our mud did find, that the slaves were made blind
So he destroyed this place just like the other one
But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day
That this blue mudukon had his fun
The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say
And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on
And thus Abe stands with their blood on his hands
He fought so hard now can you understand
He'd beat every fucking Glukkon he possibly could
For the freedom of every mud
But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day
That this blue mudukon had his fun
The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say
And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on
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