To stop making myself drink less, and to make myself slightly less kind. Why? Because I need to destroy that fucking Rudolph DVD. My nephew's driving me 'round the bend with it.
If I was to contemplate this seriously, I haven't the foggiest. I'm not perfect, but I don't have the patience to force myself to improve.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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