After hearing the announcement that the bartender said to get your own drinks, he eaglerly headed back behind the bar.
He pulled out a big mug and poured himself some Opple Cider. He then headed back over to his chair, watching the stumbling wolvark with amusement, and noticing the steadily growing amount of people that had come in. He was thinking about getting up to great them, but, nah, he thought, i'd prefer to drink my Opple Cider.
After gulping his drink, he headed back to get another, and then another...
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"Odd dummit I can't wait! We might as well head over to that damn clakkerz house now!" Cannibal Mort said to his second-in-command, Kert.
"But boss, what if he's there?" Kert said in a questioning tone.
"Fool, we have more gun power than that lil' punk! Now, if you try to disagree, you know what's going to happen, don't ya' know Kert?" Mort said, his mouth forming into a grin under it's protective metal plate.
"Alright, alright. Boys! Get over here!" Kert called, and the four who were chosen to help had come. "Now, Mort says we should head out now, so, sense he's the boss, we'll do as he says. Got it?" They nodded. "Good. Lead the way, boss!" Kert said.
"I don't need no inbred midgit to tell me to lead the way..." Mort said in response. Although Mort said this, Kert knew he didn't really mean it, as they had been good friends for a long time.
Once they started off from the base and left a reasonable outlaw in charge, Mort pointed out to a building, about 15 miles off, isolated by itself. "That's our target, so we should be there in maybe a hour or so, an' knowin Billy-Ray, he should be out soci-alizin...."
(The way that Cannibal Mort knows Billy-Ray is that Mort was the outlaw boss that burned down Billy-Ray's home town. They used to be "friends" commonly trading information and other things to get higher in the food chain. But one day Billy-Ray gave some information to the local Sheriff, and Mort knew that they had to raid the place before they could assemble a fightin' force of militia clakkerz to go push Mort's gang out of the land, and hopefully kill him.)
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