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You deserve negrep for that. Cunt. 
I went out with a disgusting girl for a dare. Then I dumped her the next day and told her I was drunk when I asked her.
Then she decided she really liked me and kept on pestering me to go out with her. The other day I told her "NO!" and when she asked why my reply was that I could do better, and she has left me alone ever since. |
Jesus is displeased. Not very nice, sir. Not very nice at all.