I guess shagging dolphins isn't as bad as it first may sound to some. I think the least I'd charge is a fiver. I'm no zoophile, but from what I hear, shagging a dolphin is no chore. I'd help you find one, but we're miles apart.
And whilst I disagree with your views, there's certainly the possibility that I'm wrong, and so I give in already. Congratulations!
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