I've been out of the dating game for quite a while. However, I recently made plans for my wife's birthday that went slightly awry. I rented a hotel room (a nice one) and had my step dad watch our daughter. This is only the second time since she was born that we let her sleep elsewhere. Anyhow, we go to a movie and about half way through my kidney goes insane. I'm in so much pain that I feel like I'm going to pass out. I leave the theatre and writhe in pain on a bench outside until it finally stops. I then go back into the theatre only to see the credits rolling.
Okay. No big deal. I didn't like the movie anyway. So we go to dinner. At the end she uses the bathroom, comes back and tells me that she just started her period. The night was a failure.
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My bowels hurt.
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