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The punctual passerine devours the oligochaete.
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Which explains why I’m flunking every module this year.
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If children are that impressionable, why arn't we all nervous recks which explode if even looked at in a strict voice?
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Personally, I explode if even touched in a foul-smelling way.
Which explains why I’m flunking Getting Laid 101
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Hey! How do you do the awesomecool gradient?!?!
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It’s the awesome change in
x over the cool change in
y.
Or the other way around. I honestly can’t remember, and I can’t even work it out by Googling. For someone who got straight A’s (legitimate use of an apostrophe) at Maths and Further Maths at A-Level to not remember or even remember how to work out that is quite a depressing thing. Maybe that is why I am flunking every module. Lack of retaining knowledge, that is, not lack geometrical savvy.