I plan to fake it every time. My scheme is to say "Oh shit, is that someone at the window watching us?" and then, as she looks away, to pop the mayo packet I've had hidden in my left sock all over her nearest appendage. It should pass for the real thing since it's become slightly warm and thus will be un-congealed by the heat of my foot.
Why fake it, you ask? If you don't know why, you have no buisness asking.
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